Weapons of Monster Destruction
How To Kill A Monster
Do you know how to survive an attack by a monster who is roaming your neighborhood this Halloween night? Well, do you? Do you even know which Halloween creatures you're most likely to meet as you wander the streets for Trick-or-Treat? If not, you may find that you are the next monster's treat!
For your safety, we've compiled a printable pocket guide to monster destruction. Print it out, gather the items listed, study the guide, and then carefully fold the guide and place in your pocket for quick and easy reference. This way, even if the sudden fright of confronting a monster on your Trick or Treat journey causes mental paralysis, you can always pull out your pocket guide to help your fight off those fiendish Halloween creatures.
Above is the pocket guide we call Weapons of Monster Destruction. The 4 most common fiends that you may encounter this Halloween are listed in order of weapons complexity. They are:
- Vampires require the most complex array of weaponry to kill them. You'll want to gather these weapons into a vampire killing kit.
- Werewolves are a close second. Although you only need two items in your weapons arsenal to kill a werewolf, one of the items is hard to find. You'll need a gun and a silver bullet. That's gonna be a tough one, so start working on finding that asap!
- Once you've obtained the weapons needed to destroy werewolves, having the right items to whack zombies is much easier. Again you'll need that gun but any old bullet will do. Actually, you might want to stock up on ammo because zombies generally swarm in groups, so you may find yourself longing for lots of bullets to fend them off!
- Mummies are generally the easiest to defend against because all you need is a burning torch. That should be easy to obtain or even make!
Of course, the key is to be prepared!. Click on the Weapons of Monster Destruction image above to open it, and print it out. Prepare your monster arsenal, be sure to have the pocket guide with you, and then - ONLY THEN - should you dare to venture into the darkness this Hallows Eve! Be safe out there!
Print these instructions that details how to kill Halloween monsters here
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